3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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