I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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