I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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