in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
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Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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