I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
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It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..