ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
