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  • And your vagina is gunna look like a bulldog eating mayonnaise

    Submitted by Phys on Feb 14, 12 at 5:17pm
  • Right after it spits like a camel and drools like an old man.

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Feb 14, 12 at 2:34pm
  • Sounds like smumoi hasnt ever had good sex.

    Submitted by DP24 on Feb 14, 12 at 3:51pm
  • There's actually a livejournal community for bad porn fic called "weeping_cock". Don't ask me how I know this. Also, leaking when aroused isn't necessarily a sign of an STD--some guys just make lots of precum.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Feb 14, 12 at 3:51pm
  • lmfao!

    Submitted by Megan_leigh08 on Feb 16, 12 at 7:07pm
  • sounds like a relevant metaphor. you spank it.....it cries. makes sense, right?

    Submitted by AllFuggedUp on Feb 14, 12 at 11:55pm
  • I...I don't want that at all...dear god...

    Submitted by McTastySweater on Feb 16, 12 at 4:10pm
  • Nobody wants to have anything to do with a weeping cock. That's a sure sign of an STD.

    Submitted by smumoi on Feb 14, 12 at 3:20pm
  • Ew... Either shes going to make it weep... or something is wrong down there.

    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Feb 15, 12 at 2:31am
  • The drips?

    Submitted by hogfish on Feb 14, 12 at 8:26pm
  • @snidely: dribbling isn't weeping...WOUNDS weep, not cocks (god willing)

    Submitted by smumoi on Feb 14, 12 at 3:25pm