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  • 85 37
    Submitted by Phys on Feb 14, 12 at 5:17pm

    And your vagina is gunna look like a bulldog eating mayonnaise

  • 83 41
    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Feb 14, 12 at 2:34pm

    Right after it spits like a camel and drools like an old man.

  • 41 27
    Submitted by Megan_leigh08 on Feb 16, 12 at 7:07pm

    lmfao!

  • 45 36
    Submitted by AllFuggedUp on Feb 14, 12 at 11:55pm

    sounds like a relevant metaphor. you spank it.....it cries. makes sense, right?

  • 40 34
    Submitted by DP24 on Feb 14, 12 at 3:51pm

    Sounds like smumoi hasnt ever had good sex.

  • 37 34
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Feb 14, 12 at 3:51pm

    There's actually a livejournal community for bad porn fic called "weeping_cock". Don't ask me how I know this. Also, leaking when aroused isn't necessarily a sign of an STD--some guys just make lots of precum.

  • 31 26
    Submitted by McTastySweater on Feb 16, 12 at 4:10pm

    I...I don't want that at all...dear god...

  • 32 30
    Submitted by hogfish on Feb 14, 12 at 8:26pm

    The drips?

  • 32 37
    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Feb 15, 12 at 2:31am

    Ew... Either shes going to make it weep... or something is wrong down there.

  • 35 46
    Submitted by smumoi on Feb 14, 12 at 3:25pm

    @snidely: dribbling isn't weeping...WOUNDS weep, not cocks (god willing)

  • 30 45
    Submitted by smumoi on Feb 14, 12 at 3:20pm

    Nobody wants to have anything to do with a weeping cock. That's a sure sign of an STD.

    • 32 38
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Feb 14, 12 at 3:22pm

      ya've never laid there afterwards and had dribbled leak out?

    • 22 23
      Submitted by sleete on Mar 6, 12 at 10:27pm

      must not have had much experience, ever