Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts