she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
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I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
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I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.