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  • Submitted by haliganbar on Oct 22, 11 at 2:47pm

    She has a vagina and a mouth. That automatically makes her a 4. Doesn't say much for her.

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      Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Oct 22, 11 at 9:38pm

      Really? Then what does it take to rank a 1-2-3? Missing fingers and/or teeth?

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    Submitted by bttrdenu on Oct 22, 11 at 5:42pm

    Get two fours and you'll have an eight.

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    Submitted by on_the_clock on Oct 22, 11 at 3:11pm

    Never fuck less than a 7, but remember, if she's ready and willing she's an automatic 5. I'm sure you can find at least two more good qualities.

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    Submitted by W_T_F on Oct 23, 11 at 11:16am

    5 is fuckable, so you're almost there. You can easily drink the difference between a 4 and a 5

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    Submitted by Thompson11 on Oct 23, 11 at 1:56pm

    "And that's how I met my wife."

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    Submitted by gangsterbarbie on Oct 23, 11 at 1:04pm

    Drink more and she won't be a four

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    Submitted by xandrasm on Oct 25, 11 at 1:20am

    If that's what # she is when you're already drunk, run... Run far away and look for someone else.

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    Submitted by linzmac93 on Oct 23, 11 at 12:17am

    I only liked this one because the comments were funny.

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    Submitted by hwrecker on Oct 23, 11 at 9:20am

    Every now and then, you have to plow a four to appreciate an eight lol

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    Submitted by sugar_30 on Oct 23, 11 at 7:56pm

    Then sober..she's probably a dude.