i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
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She has a vagina and a mouth. That automatically makes her a 4. Doesn't say much for her.
Really? Then what does it take to rank a 1-2-3? Missing fingers and/or teeth?
and no assplay.
Get two fours and you'll have an eight.
5 is fuckable, so you're almost there. You can easily drink the difference between a 4 and a 5
Never fuck less than a 7, but remember, if she's ready and willing she's an automatic 5. I'm sure you can find at least two more good qualities.
"And that's how I met my wife."
Drink more and she won't be a four
I only liked this one because the comments were funny.
Every now and then, you have to plow a four to appreciate an eight lol
If that's what # she is when you're already drunk, run... Run far away and look for someone else.
Then sober..she's probably a dude.