have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
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Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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