O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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