He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
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I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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