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  • 98 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:41pm

    that's what makes it so amazing! he probably went through his whole phone list, and got rejected by each person

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 6:36pm

    5:36 sounds like you might wanna start looking for a new gf...

  • 90 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:04pm

    Nope he didn't!! Ultra Fail!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:47pm

    2:43 loll imust ask, did he get any eventually?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:33pm

    Clever, clever girl.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:43pm

    Haha, it wasn't that sad, it was funny. He's a cool guy, and a good hookup, but I have a boyfriend now, so it wasn't going to happen. (267)

  • 82 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:17pm

    It's the question mark that kills it. All that confidence lost in punctuation.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:38pm

    for some reason this isnt hitting me as funny. its hitting me as just flat out depressing. poor guy/girl.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:49pm

    2:47 I don't know for certain, but I'm sure he did. He's a good-looking guy.

  • 74 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 3:04pm

    this text was sent on my birthday!

  • 71 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 8:20pm

    i bet the person saying they're 267 is actually the 203 dude trying to make himself look like less of a loser how sad :/

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:57pm

    Nathaniel? Is that you?

  • 75 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:22pm

    3:17 Nah dude your dad taught me that one!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 4:32pm

    I will likely be sending that text next weekend on my birthday...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:36pm

    2:31 I know how you feel, 2 years in a row for me with a girlfriend. Effin lame.

  • 71 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 7:13pm

    Ha! iTunes & Porn for u!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:31pm

    I didn't get any for my birthday, either. And I have a girlfriend. :(

  • 62 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:30pm

    i got a text not unlike this one... except i was asked "can't i have a gift AND your virginity for my birthday?"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:29pm

    Wow, one of my texts made it. Sweet.