Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
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that's what makes it so amazing! he probably went through his whole phone list, and got rejected by each person
Nope he didn't!!
Clever, clever girl.
2:43 loll imust ask, did he get any eventually?
5:36 sounds like you might wanna start looking for a new gf...
It's the question mark that kills it. All that confidence lost in punctuation.
2:47 I don't know for certain, but I'm sure he did. He's a good-looking guy.
Nathaniel? Is that you?
for some reason this isnt hitting me as funny. its hitting me as just flat out depressing. poor guy/girl.
Haha, it wasn't that sad, it was funny. He's a cool guy, and a good hookup, but I have a boyfriend now, so it wasn't going to happen. (267)
I will likely be sending that text next weekend on my birthday...
this text was sent on my birthday!
i bet the person saying they're 267 is actually the 203 dude trying to make himself look like less of a loser
how sad :/
3:17 Nah dude your dad taught me that one!!
I didn't get any for my birthday, either. And I have a girlfriend. :(
2:31 I know how you feel, 2 years in a row for me with a girlfriend. Effin lame.
Ha! iTunes & Porn for u!
Wow, one of my texts made it. Sweet.
i got a text not unlike this one... except i was asked "can't i have a gift AND your virginity for my birthday?"