Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
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that's what makes it so amazing! he probably went through his whole phone list, and got rejected by each person
Clever, clever girl.
Nope he didn't!!
2:43 loll imust ask, did he get any eventually?
5:36 sounds like you might wanna start looking for a new gf...
It's the question mark that kills it. All that confidence lost in punctuation.
for some reason this isnt hitting me as funny. its hitting me as just flat out depressing. poor guy/girl.
Nathaniel? Is that you?
2:47 I don't know for certain, but I'm sure he did. He's a good-looking guy.
Haha, it wasn't that sad, it was funny. He's a cool guy, and a good hookup, but I have a boyfriend now, so it wasn't going to happen. (267)
I will likely be sending that text next weekend on my birthday...
this text was sent on my birthday!
2:31 I know how you feel, 2 years in a row for me with a girlfriend. Effin lame.
3:17 Nah dude your dad taught me that one!!
i bet the person saying they're 267 is actually the 203 dude trying to make himself look like less of a loser
how sad :/
I didn't get any for my birthday, either. And I have a girlfriend. :(
Ha! iTunes & Porn for u!
Wow, one of my texts made it. Sweet.
i got a text not unlike this one... except i was asked "can't i have a gift AND your virginity for my birthday?"