Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
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damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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