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  • OMG... FLUFFIES!!! Awesome fetish! Nice one. Kinda weird though, I'd probably go for the bunny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 7:00pm
  • Good work what an accomplishment

    Submitted by MrLukeBalls on Nov 8, 10 at 1:51am
  • 4:03 Acetaminophens

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:41pm
  • don't you hate it when that happens??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:10pm
  • Actually, this was my girlfriend. I made a joke, and refused to admit it was a joke. Her friends still ask her about this. :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 8:34am
  • 4:03 adrenocorticotrophins

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:47pm
  • ahhhh i guess the whole role-playing zoo keeper idea got a bit too serious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:57pm
  • wait theres something wrong with having giraffe semen in you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:51pm
  • I'm sure there's a "deep throat" joke here somewhere.... 4:03 supplies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:45pm
  • I'm assuming she was at a fancy dress party and hooked up with a guy dressed as a giraffe?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:46pm
  • was his dick really the size of a giraffe?! lucky biiiitch. or maybe unlucky that his love juice is all up in you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:56pm
  • WTF! How does that happen?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:04am
  • 7:00 you win for even knowing what fluffies are, AWESOME!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 9:25pm
  • 6:47 gets first prize

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:23pm
  • well if the shoe fits...or if the jizz sticks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 7:26pm
  • I often say stupid shit. It's like tourette's. She has a stuffed animal of syphilis, and when her friend has asked, "How did you get Syphilis?" not understanding that my girlfriend was talking about a stuffed animal, I replied, "Because of that one time she sucked off a giraffe." Also, her friends are pretty fucking stupid, so that helps.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 7:57pm
  • 8.34 are you going to share the joke with us for perspective?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:32am