Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
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OMG... FLUFFIES!!! Awesome fetish! Nice one. Kinda weird though, I'd probably go for the bunny.
Good work what an accomplishment
don't you hate it when that happens??
Actually, this was my girlfriend. I made a joke, and refused to admit it was a joke. Her friends still ask her about this. :-)
ahhhh i guess the whole role-playing zoo keeper idea got a bit too serious
wait theres something wrong with having giraffe semen in you?
I'm sure there's a "deep throat" joke here somewhere....
I'm assuming she was at a fancy dress party and hooked up with a guy dressed as a giraffe?
WTF! How does that happen?!?
was his dick really the size of a giraffe?! lucky biiiitch.
or maybe unlucky that his love juice is all up in you.
7:00 you win for even knowing what fluffies are, AWESOME!!!
6:47 gets first prize
well if the shoe fits...or if the jizz sticks
I often say stupid shit. It's like tourette's. She has a stuffed animal of syphilis, and when her friend has asked, "How did you get Syphilis?" not understanding that my girlfriend was talking about a stuffed animal, I replied, "Because of that one time she sucked off a giraffe."
Also, her friends are pretty fucking stupid, so that helps.
8.34 are you going to share the joke with us for perspective?