When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
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Pragmatism says don't dump her at all.
Wife material.
Instead put a ring on. If not, ten years from now, you'll be alone and drunk at a bar wishing you kept her.
Handjob means you're only obligated to St. Patrick's day. \n\nBlowjob would have meant Easter.
Who could really enjoy a handjob when they're sick?
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