How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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