I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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Pretty sure the truth would have worked too.
Amen brother, Amen!
Why should the Devil have all the fun?
Why do women think men need convoluted stories to get them into bed? "Hey, I want to ride your beard" would have worked just as well.\n\nHave to give points for creativity, though. She sounds like a lovely and interesting shag.