I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
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I hope the "them" was used ironically. Sadly I don't think that's the case.
i love how people make a big deal over spelling.
calm down.. its a text.
Yeah, definately not Alabama, try Texas all you dumb fucks.
got an IRS audit in the mail, fucking lawsuit in the mail and my kid came in high as hell.. how was your fucking day?
"them drinks"? Uneducated imbosol
I did this last week...
fricken alerbamer niggas
yeah at alabama this would b considered a college essay
I just ate myself out.
you college fuckers only care about your fucking little selves
Fuck you 5:12, it's a text not a college essay
Gotta save the alcohol!
Bitch, you're full of slut and whore
that would be "those drinks" and "you're getting"
fucking kids and their Ebonics
It's "grammar". Obviously no one below has the right to correct here, anyway.
This is tfln, guys. Not "texts I type while perfectly coherent".
8:47 is a bitter fat guy!
you're, you fucking idiot
And **you're** really bad at grammar, OP.
8:11, I was going to say southern, nice spellingbtw
imbosol? HAHA classy
Gotta love DFW. An ta all y'all grammar policemen, this is Texas, we'll talk how we please.
"them drinks"? I hate ghetto black talk
Wow, them drinks?? Really??? And that's the wrong kind of you're by the way.
You wanna know how I got these scars?
I KNEW it was DFW before I saw the area good. I was, like, "them drinks ... sounds like us!"
Them drinks? lol we really don't talk like that in Dallas.. except the occasional few retards like this person.
Like the statue of liberty!
Yea baby second can't beleive it I'm moving up this is great I think I'm gonna celebrate by sucking some stranger off
your a retard go look up contraction in you're dictionary.
7:31 works at mcdonalds and is still a virgin. Obviously
Way to avoid a party foul
Dallas, you're full of talent and charm.
thanks 5:12! with proper grammar and diction your message is clear!!!
note the proper usage of your.
It's not spelling, it's grammer.
Oh, I get it! It's funny because the OP performed these crazy stunts yet still managed to keep their beverages intact due to previous experience!
7:25 Or sounds like they're having a bad day since I'm blind and my brother is reading this to me.
How did you get them scars
yeah.. having a fucking aweful day.. thanks...
Or looks like there having a bad day since I can't hear any of them.
Sounds like a lot of people in this thread are having a bad day.
Texas, the "fuck you" state
Fuck idiots. Might be funny if you weren't a dumb fuck.
YOU'RE the retard. Learn YOUR grammar.
Alabama, the "fuck your cousin" state
Island. The oregon state.