What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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