I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
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it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
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Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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