that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Randomize
