can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
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The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
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You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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