I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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Yeah you really don't need to get any more explicit than that.
Do people ride show ponies? I would think they'd just trot them about.
Definitely a Penn Hills girl!
Worst case scenario: he texts back "i wanna ride you like the top thrill dragster. it lasts 5 seconds, you go up and down once, and i vomit at the end".
Hopefully this involves him wearing a harness, bit, and bridle, and a plume on his head.
And a buttplug with horse tail attached.
Could have gone my whole life not knowing anal plugs come with horse hair at the end.....fucking furries. If animal parts are involved at all it's a beastieality threesome.
It's referred to as Pony Play. There was even an episode of Bones about it.
Well, that's not nice. At least furries tend to gravitate towards other furries. Most fetishists just creep their partner out.
Show him your posting trot!
Stay classy, Pittsburgh.