i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Randomize
