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  • 71 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:36am

    no girl can honestly say their vagina doesnt smell from time to time and no guy can act that repulsed if you have had sex more than once then you have been with a smelly puss and you have loved it because although it doesnt smell like roses it still feels good. ps dicks allllll smell like gross sweaty salt so stfu

  • 71 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:06pm

    what did fish smell like before women started swiming?

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:39pm

    When does a vagina not smell?

  • 64 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:28pm

    You ignorant bitch @ 1:04. It can happen from having sex and your normal bacteria levels are a little off. Know more about your vagina. You'll never be squeaky clean

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:41pm

    I'd still hit it for the simple fact she had the she-balls to admit it. I'd only hit it once though, and pour Listerine on my dick after I pulled back out.

  • 44 44
    Submitted by apples123 on Apr 25, 10 at 2:44pm

    Can I ask why you texted someone that?

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 4:52pm

    Seriously my ex needs to cop up and admit that shit too. Goddamn that shit was raunchy.

  • 59 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:17pm

    I must say it is something you should tell your sister.... But ANY woman can have that problem even if she showers. Your body produces bacteria and sometimes too much. Please go to the DR.

  • 49 57
    Submitted by indigogirl2010 on May 21, 10 at 9:24pm

    ummm thanks for sharing. Like we all wanted to hear about your freaking personal problems. If you dont like it then do something about it. Douche Yourself, but please dont post about it when youre done.

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:40pm

    it could be a girl telling her boyfriend of a few years why she doesnt want to have sex right then for that reason. theres a reasonable explanation for almost every text on here

  • 41 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:06pm

    wow the guy above is wierd.... seriously

  • 36 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:04am

    that is the grossest thing ever. Nasty cunt.

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:47pm

    can everyone just calm the fuck down

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:19pm

    Just breathe out of your mouth and pound away!!

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:51pm

    drink pineapple juice... it apparently helps the vagina smell nicer

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 5:21pm

    "Just breathe out your mouth and pound away!!" LAWLz.

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 2:34pm

    Who texts that? Fuckin sicko

  • 35 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:55am

    don't they all? and they look like shit too

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:06pm

    if it is true... fix it... fast!!

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:01pm

    Really? Who actually text someone that? Fake.

  • 36 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:03pm

    I LOVE YOUNG HAIRY SMELLY PUSSY MMMMMMmmmmmm!! MY MOUTH WATERS TO EAT ONE OUT AND FINGER ONE , I WILL NOT BITCH WHEN SHE CUMS ALL OVER ME MMMMMMmmmmmmm!! I WANT HER TO BE HAPPY AND I'LL MAKE LOVE TO HER AND MAKE HER CUM ALL DAY AND NIGHT MMMMMMMMmmmmm!!

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 8:21pm

    Too many lakes, too much moisture in the air....

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 3:07pm

    Yea, when muff diving it is an essential tactic to conduct the credit card swipe test. To do this, simply make a "peace sign" using your index and middle fingers. Close the "peace" by placing fingers together, and simply swipe in an upward motion. Place fingers to nose to check for dankness of the pussy. If odor is too strong, refer to 4:41 and continue by pouring Listerine on your member.

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:10pm

    At 2:40pm, if your about to have sex with someone and then don't want to you text it instead of saying it aloud? I call you virgin and text stupid, fake or not.

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:35am

    TRY TAKING A SHOWER!!!!!! MRS. VACHINA SHVETTE

  • 33 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:10am

    they make deoderant for a reason, they make soap for a reason. People, we smell... but some things you KEEP TO YOUR DAMN SELF!

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:54pm

    disgusting.. girl must be raunchy.

    • 24 53
      Submitted by getgetdown on Mar 2, 10 at 4:04am

      i'm shaking my head at your stupid conclusion.

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:46pm

    Honestly, GO WASH IT SISTER!

  • 39 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:31pm

    that is totally the kind of text my chic friends and I send each other...true or not, just to get a laugh! good stuff!!

  • 51 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:30pm

    "it could be a girl telling her boyfriend of a few years why she doesnt want to have sex right then for that reason. theres a reasonable explanation for almost every text on here" agreed, I have definitely texted this to my boyfriend before.

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:51pm

    Swamp twat huh? Pretty sure I wouldn't brag about that jackass!!

  • 38 55
    Submitted by thegreatjambino on Mar 2, 10 at 10:01pm

    Erica beal

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:26am

    well at least shes up front dont wanna be surprised and kill the mood better to know before hand

  • 52 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:24pm

    Personally I would still have sex with her... You gotta get in where ya fit in

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 7:19pm

    oh yeah-back when i was in louisiana-dem stink fish was good eating! I personally love the smell of hot garbage in my mouf. mmm-mmm good! gimme some dat stink fish- i'd put 2 in her blood & my tongue in her mud- uh-huh-yep- pound the green cheese outta her baby hole when im done feasting too- lmfao!~!

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 9:26am

    Nasty. If your feet smell, you wash them, if you have bo, you have a shower. If your box stinks and you know it stinks, do something about it! Feminine hygene products do exist!

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:44pm

    EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:50am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA 1106 rocks my world

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 11:47am

    ...Which is why we shower before sex...and sometimes put strawberry syrup on it...makes things a looooot *cough* wetter *cough* I mean sweeter.

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 8:22pm

    Thats gross....febreeze that shit

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:47pm

    eat more pineapple.. and lay off the red meats for a while.

  • 28 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:04pm

    gross, give him head

  • 39 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:57pm

    my friend has texted me about her vagina smelling before... so, yeah this is gross/ weird but could definitely be real :P

  • 46 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 7:57pm

    Thnks for honesty but bitch that a hazzard to other peoples health!! Should just kill urself water wii not help ur stanly ass!!! Ewww all crusty and shit

  • 33 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:04am

    props to her being honest!

  • 43 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 6:50pm

    4:41 hahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 2:44am

    I love how theres a few people on here that feel like they have to chaperone this thread by telling us to calm the fuck down. just leave and let us talk.

  • 27 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 8:23am

    "it could be a girl telling her boyfriend of a few years why she doesnt want to have sex right then for that reason. theres a reasonable explanation for almost every text on here" "agreed, I have definitely texted this to my boyfriend before." I agree as well. After a long day in the sun and sweating you dont feel so fresh.

  • 42 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:40pm

    honestly since when has working about make you rank down there? OR after sex?? If both parties are clean then I dont understand. maybe it's because I actually BATHE! BUt go ahead and talk shit on me like the other girls that said they don't have problems. Clearly you're only speaking for yourself anyway.

  • 45 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:27pm

    have him fingerblast her and she can mouth him until he blows his wad. that way, they both get off and they don't have to have sex, b/c her giner smells like last week's trash.

  • 21 32
    Submitted by burner21 on Apr 28, 11 at 9:58am

    Wash if fucking cunt

  • 41 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 6:32pm

    You smelly cunt, was your dirty pussy!

  • 29 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:57am

    really ? hahahah thats some funny shit my friends and I would say

  • 36 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:23am

    Brooke?? Is that from you?? Glad to no you finally realized the truth

  • 30 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:48pm

    June 29 -- 3:03.... his car is the one out front with the bumper sticker that reads "If you can't keep it in your pants, Keep it in the Family" I had an ex who ate nothing but mac n chz all damn day.... you can imagine things weren't roses and rainbows.. more like swamp waters and constant "hey hun, lets get in the shower!" ... "why do you always want me to get in the shower?!" ..... "WASH YOUR VA-J GODDAMNIT!!".... We stopped seeing each other shortly after.

  • 45 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 7:02am

    I GUESS it would be reasonable to say that to your boyfriend but couldn't you just say something like... "I need to shower" or something..? That's a really big turnoff lol

  • 36 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 8:53pm

    I suggest some sparkly perfume that way it not only smells good but looks pretty too :)

  • 38 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:05am

    @ 11:06 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA best question of all time

  • 38 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 5:00pm

    Ahhhh it could also be an std such as Tric or a yeast infection...oh so many things. But for real go check that out.

  • 37 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:03pm

    the couch needs some fem products, but buy all natural.

  • 25 47
    Submitted by Asilex on Feb 20, 10 at 10:23pm

    If your vagina smells all the time, then it means you have an infection! Vagina is not supposed to smell. Easily fixable with some antibiotics you take for about a week! Go see a doctor girl

  • 43 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:49pm

    Lol use vaginal wash..

  • 37 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:06pm

    youre disgusting....clean your shit...cuPr

  • 39 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:38am

    Geez, get over it people. Vaginas can smell because of so many different things! After sex for one, and how about after working out! I know I need to hit the showers stat after a long workout. Chill the fuck down people.

  • 34 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 4:48pm

    i would replied thanks for warning talk to you later

  • 37 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:39pm

    Get some Vagisil, please.

  • 45 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 11:41pm

    ALL cunts smell ... YOURS smells wonderful!

  • 32 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:04am

    merc put your fucking mutt in a box you slimy wog, how dare you spray that vagina jizm all over the room. fuck wogs are backwards.

  • 26 53
    Submitted by jinxyo10 on Mar 10, 10 at 12:35am

    you can use vaginal soap...its a little expensive but it works really well...its the only thing i ever use down there and my vag always smells like strawberries :D

  • 25 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:55pm

    That's natural, but take care of it with feminine products and washing your crotch thouroughly. Might wanna do it quick though cuz that's kinda gross too.

  • 38 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:10pm

    faaaaaaaaaake... and it made me gag

  • 29 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:10am

    You must be my xgf... haha.

  • 38 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:06pm

    They have all this vag stuff at the drug store. U might have a infection

  • 29 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:41pm

    Try using Summer's Eve

  • 32 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:48pm

    this is so a text i would have received from a former best friend. who has a 763 number haha.

  • 39 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:08pm

    Then take a shower. Nobody wants to smell rotting fish.

  • 23 53
    Submitted by spanktank on Jun 20, 10 at 5:59am

    Vaginas smell, but they don't smell as bad after being washed.

  • 26 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 5:46pm

    ...and her nose bleeds! Thank yew, I'll be here all week.

  • 28 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:55pm

    That's something you only tell your actual sister, and she has to live like several states away.

  • 28 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 6:13pm

    oh, minnesota. gotta love it [:

  • 27 74
    Submitted by TheChronic on Mar 13, 10 at 10:22am

    It's called doosh you dumb bitch....

  • 34 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:04pm

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! SO GLAD I have never had that problem...EVER. Take a shower you dumb bitch! You make the rest of us look bad!