sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
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