theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
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The bush will cushion the fall
The fact that you know she's new means you go to Starbucks way too often.
fuck you starbucks is bomb
iced mocha ftw!!
Tell her you want to stare into her thighs.
I wanna meet penisvaginas sister
This is a dyke
Sounds like my sister..
By using the term "Barista" instead of "new chick", it makes me think youd rather fall asshole first into a penis.
That sounds like it would hurt, though...