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  • Submitted by bigdickplaya on Mar 11, 12 at 2:01pm

    The bush will cushion the fall

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    Submitted by shaveydavey on Mar 11, 12 at 3:48pm

    The fact that you know she's new means you go to Starbucks way too often.

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      Submitted by ck24 on Mar 11, 12 at 7:12pm

      fuck you starbucks is bomb

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        Submitted by nunubeest on Mar 11, 12 at 9:10pm

        iced mocha ftw!!

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    Submitted by Jughead on Mar 11, 12 at 3:22pm

    Tell her you want to stare into her thighs.

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    Submitted by hugeerections on Mar 11, 12 at 10:24pm

    I wanna meet penisvaginas sister

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    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Mar 11, 12 at 10:33pm

    By using the term "Barista" instead of "new chick", it makes me think youd rather fall asshole first into a penis.

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    Submitted by PenisVagina on Mar 11, 12 at 7:29pm

    Sounds like my sister..

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    Submitted by FiestaEddy on Mar 11, 12 at 10:51pm

    This is a dyke

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    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 17, 12 at 12:21am

    That sounds like it would hurt, though...