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Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
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Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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