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  • 86 43
    Submitted by joshua_valentine on Nov 9, 12 at 3:07pm

    First "it" - semen; second "it" - penis.

  • 63 36
    Submitted by plygtr85 on Nov 9, 12 at 3:08pm

    or you could...ya know...WASH the jizz out of your hair.

  • 55 41
    Submitted by kbai on Nov 9, 12 at 3:46pm

    He put gum in her hair and thought it would be funny. Sooo she castrated him.

  • 49 41
    Submitted by lightblue95 on Nov 9, 12 at 11:03pm

    Goddamn supper glue

  • 52 49
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Nov 9, 12 at 5:01pm

    Honestly, there is nothing you could get in your hair that acetone wouldn't have gotten out.

    • 40 45
      Submitted by Kairaya on Nov 9, 12 at 6:22pm

      Battery acid? Mercury? Uranium?

      • 41 34
        Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Nov 10, 12 at 3:09pm

        Touche. But can you give me a reasonable scenario in which any of those items would come in contact with your hair?