Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
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Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
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I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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