Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(484): View more from Pennsylvania

What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Which ones?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(484): What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips? (610): Which ones? http://tfl.nu/2pkr

Replies (20) Good night (2941) Bad night (643)
Favorite
(717): View more from Pennsylvania

he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(717): he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks? http://tfl.nu/42dk

Replies (10) Good night (830) Bad night (4014)
Favorite
(604): View more from British Columbia

mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(604): mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday. http://tfl.nu/2gms

Replies (7) Good night (928) Bad night (4594)
Favorite
(908): View more from New Jersey

Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(908): Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic. http://tfl.nu/hh2b

Replies (33) Good night (4046) Bad night (5140)
Favorite
(813): View more from Florida

Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(813): Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator. http://tfl.nu/65uw

Replies (15) Good night (1402) Bad night (4456)
Favorite
(501): View more from Arkansas

First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(501): First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come. http://tfl.nu/qjzy

Replies (11) Good night (3487) Bad night (1247)
Favorite
(812): View more from Indiana

gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar

(219): View more from Indiana

I need you to use more vowels.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(812): gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar (219): I need you to use more vowels. http://tfl.nu/cjfw

Replies (15) Good night (8252) Bad night (1075)
Favorite
(217): View more from Illinois

I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(217): I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it. http://tfl.nu/a4xo

Replies (10) Good night (1019) Bad night (1845)
Favorite
(310): View more from California

Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement

(310): View more from California

oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(310): Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement (310): oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos. http://tfl.nu/drm3

Replies (6) Good night (2212) Bad night (643)
Favorite
(609): View more from New Jersey

and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(609): and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier. http://tfl.nu/u9m6

Replies (15) Good night (3054) Bad night (962)
Favorite
(614): View more from Ohio

my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat

(614): View more from Ohio

repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(614): my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat (614): repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES http://tfl.nu/9vr3

Replies (6) Good night (1894) Bad night (698)
Favorite
(432): View more from Texas

Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(432): Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter http://tfl.nu/o41k

Replies (10) Good night (2118) Bad night (551)
Favorite
(440): View more from Ohio

I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(440): I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat http://tfl.nu/9vl7

Replies (3) Good night (633) Bad night (576)
Favorite
(405): View more from Oklahoma

ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(405): ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction. http://tfl.nu/wfsg

Replies (1) Good night (200) Bad night (434)
Favorite
(937): View more from Ohio

I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(937): I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine http://tfl.nu/8o8e

Replies (1) Good night (499) Bad night (194)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: