Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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