Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
You must be Logged in to post a comment
That would be pretty darn hard to do. Lay down on the floor and try to rub your pits on the carpet. Really hard. You must have gotten f'ed really really hard.
Ass up, face/arms over side of couch.
Drunk sex has led to rug burn in a lot of weird places for me. It's okay.
Job well done by the driver
sounds like you where dragged on the floor... don't ask how I know this
Yea I don't even know how that's possible...? The over the couch thing is a pretty good thought tho