I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
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it's a democracy so you must strive for change so that it's acceptable. down with the man!
I'm sure your dentist accepts it just like he/she accepts all types of insurance and credit cards....*evil laugh*
I'm wondering if this is the same person from the text earlier asking advice about banging a chick who can open a beer with her teeth...