I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
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I'm sure your dentist accepts it just like he/she accepts all types of insurance and credit cards....*evil laugh*
it's a democracy so you must strive for change so that it's acceptable. down with the man!
I'm wondering if this is the same person from the text earlier asking advice about banging a chick who can open a beer with her teeth...