You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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