Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
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Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I want to fling myself into the sun
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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