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    Submitted by kin_in_in on May 7, 12 at 11:16am

    Since that's all a package let's count it as your first wish. Two more to go?

  • 94 97
    Submitted by grandmasboy on May 7, 12 at 3:28pm

    Drugged out? It's weed dude, not crystal meth

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    Submitted by jamald on May 7, 12 at 6:21pm


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    Submitted by tchris1 on May 7, 12 at 12:13pm

    If it were that easy to make a woman happy we'd already be in heaven...

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    Submitted by kuebby on May 7, 12 at 1:31pm

    If we switch when I'm done it's a deal.

  • Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on May 7, 12 at 10:07am

    You know what my idea of hell is? Having to go down on some dirty, drugged out chick in a bathroom.

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on May 7, 12 at 10:24am

      Lol...what if she was clean but liked the way water feels when she is stoned and oral is a prelude to kinky shower sex?

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    Submitted by daisydukeluke on May 9, 12 at 3:11am

    I require both parties to shower before sexual activity. That way we can get dirty together.

  • Submitted by hopefoote on May 8, 12 at 9:53pm

    Great quote. Until the uses of the non-word legit. That ruined it.