All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
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Since that's all a package let's count it as your first wish. Two more to go?
Drugged out? It's weed dude, not crystal meth
Obligatory CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
If it were that easy to make a woman happy we'd already be in heaven...
If we switch when I'm done it's a deal.
You know what my idea of hell is? Having to go down on some dirty, drugged out chick in a bathroom.
Lol...what if she was clean but liked the way water feels when she is stoned and oral is a prelude to kinky shower sex?
XD thought so
I require both parties to shower before sexual activity. That way we can get dirty together.
Great quote. Until the uses of the non-word legit. That ruined it.