he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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