he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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