His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
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He left you for her, wtf do you look like?
People like this make me happy that I don't treat life as a fucking competition.
You'd only win if you didn't care enough to know what his rebound girl looks like. Find a hobby, or better yet, your own rebound
Nope, at least he has a rebound\nDo you have ANY booty waiting for you?
well you would have, except for the fact that you're twice his size and stalking his life
Why can't girls ever let go, even if she's ugly to you he could actually really like her...
you already lost because you cared.
What do her legs look like
Totally sounds like my ex husbands girlfriend!!!
Yes, you win. Obviously.
Duh...get a life scum