doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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