Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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