I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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