Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
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You're not an X-Man, you're a klutz.
Tell your boyfriend to stop pumping you so hard
Don't break the strobe light!
A male member of Xavier's team would never use the word "sconce"