Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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