Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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