Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
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