Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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