i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
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Dude! Have you seen the border fence outside San Diego? I say if a beaner is able to get over that thing - let 'em stay. lmao
"offer these people citizenship"...wow. What an idiot.
my ex's aunt was illegal. she used to make me the best freaking menudo whenever I was hungover. I wish I had some now.
-A 2007 study by the White House Council of Economic Advisers showed that 90% of native workers received wage gains due to immigration, the wages gains totally between 30 and 80 billion dollars.
Fuck you, everyone stop saying this was a good night god dammit!!
11:51 is a douchbag whos momma did not hug him enough or maybe too much.
am i the only one that thought the text was funny?
you'all wrong is bad night
if i got a mexican deported i'd feel like a million bucks
i'm totally workings for the INS when i grow up
Why are people so racist? You can agree with the text, but the use offensive terms are unnecessary.
11:44 move to mexico and make it better......I love my country and would prefer if only people who came here LEGALLY lived here thanks
Your a dick, you ruined a mans life and maybe his whole goddamn familys. Fuck you.
lets all stop being selfish and think about how that mexican feels...
if they were hot then ur a dick
coming from an illegal this is funny because i spit in your food
fuck liberals and fuck the people that support illegal immigrants.
youre all fucking stupid.
laws are set to protect us and what we have.
id pick oranges or mow lawns all day mexicans are just desperate and will work for a case of corona.
in fact my dad paid our landscapers in patron the other night
oh chris bell. what a douche.
M E X I C A N P O W E R
fucking racist ass motherfuckers.
AMERICA IS THE NEW MEXICO
They took our JOBS!! (DURKEE DURR!!!)
you guys are idiots. 8:38 is right on. the laws are bullshit, its our job to question them. and half of you assholes who say you would pick oranges or make beds or garden are liars.
hey, if it's legal, fine.
if it's not, and they don't have the green card, then it's their problem.
how would you feel if your job got taken by a mexican that wasn't evne legally allowed to be here?
everyone chill the fuck out
all white people are snitches.
I wish we could keep the hard-working Mexicans and send all the food stamping and section 8ers to Mexico.
good night good night good night good night
fuck the mexicans- they tookar jobs!
Why cant mexicans play uno?
We need a minefield on the border!
They would do the same if we invaded thier country. Oh wait their country sucks so we would never do that. Do your duty as a true American and send their asses back across the border. If they can't get here legaly they don't deserve to be here!!!!
I thought this was funny. That's the whole point of the fucking site, people. We don't need to discuss illegal immigration on a website devoted to weird shit people have texted each other, usually when they were fucked up.
im glad you got one of em out of SD...... he shouldnt be here in the first place.... do it legal like me... wait your time take the tests... and pay your FUCKING taxes. its not hard.
You mean like illegally invading a country, or illegally torturing people, or illegally taking bribes from lobbyists....Yes I do know what iut means to say Cristopher Columbus was America's 1st Illigal immigrant.
If you don't wanna get deported
DONT DO ILLEGAL SHIT
8:00 apparently doesn't do any work that involves manual labor, well neither do any other americans no thanks to all the illegals
you should feel awesome. I hate mexicans about as much as I hate jamacians. deport 'em all
better to be an uneducated red neck then a mexican! just ask the mexican cleaning my toilet
haha 9:54 is funny.
Um.. I'm unemployed right now. I have a master's degree. And I would still pick oranges or clean hotel rooms for a living RIGHT NOW if the opportunity presented itself.
all of us potheads suddenly pissed over something illegal...lol.
Regardless whether they do the jobs that us lazy ass Americans won't touch-laws are laws. When you break them, they get enforced. It's called a greencard, they should of gotten one.
It takes YEARS to get a greencard and several thousand dollars. You know why? Because so many people try to cheat the system by jumping the fencing and living in the US illegally.
i agree with one of the 8pms on the college tuition thing. Affirmative action is bullshit. people at the same school as me, same neighborhood, less AP classes, less e.c.s, lower GPA, lower test scores got into schools i didn't because they were mexican. THAT'S racism.
Agreed with 7:56. Illegal immigrants do the jobs no Americans will do. When was the last time you heard of an illegal Mexican immigrant stealing anyone's job. Name one person, please. Oh wait, you can't. Why don't we just offer these people citizenship so they can pay their taxes like the rest of us and won't have to live in fear?
Haha and it will haunt your crackah ass for a long time!!!
yo 11:44 he's illegal!! do you think he's gonna check in with INS when he scales the fence again? fucking dumbass
i Vete mucho a la chingada pinche gringo culero!
to June 4, 2009 7:56PM:
our ancestors were foreign but most came here legally after systems were established. most of us live here legally, and pay into the system in taxes. illegal immigrants don't.
sorry mexico is screwed up- they need to deal w/ their own government and stop pulling CA down the drain.
Do it a couple million times more. Illegal means tgat tge first thing tgey did upon entering tge country was a crime. We need to send them all back to where tgey came.
i guess the 'good and bad nights' aren't sure how they feel either...since they are almost tied
don't worry 10:12PM the illegal would be back this weekend
Don't feel too bad about it, he'll be back in a week or so..
Epic. We should add you to Mount Rushmore.
1:12 idiot with the crappy joke... you're not funny. Keep dreaming, whatever makes you feel better about yourself and all that you're lacking in life.
As for the text, the less illegal immigrants, the better.
ANSWER: Because they always steal the green card
I tip my hat to you. keep up the good work.
good job, protecting our borders from swine flu hosts
I hope you feel like an asshole.
This is why america is going to hell, you ignorant people clearly have no idea how the immigration system works. you live in fantasy land where "illegal aliens" just swim across to sell drugs so they deserve to be deported. get your facts straight. the process is unfair and nearly impossible. honestly, think about the other borders. more terrorists get in through canada, wheres the 10 foot wall there?
Fuck I live in the 760 and if my landscaper jose got deported and dosn't show up today i'm gunna be heated
729, i wish i could vote twice
not ALL of 'us' are lazy, thankyou very much.
i rather him be deported than me pay his and his family's healthcare for the rest of their lives....
yeah, feels good to be mexican in a country that hates you, even when you're legal. try it.
chipoltle burrito and a joint...those are the best things i've picked outta all this horse shit...
you should feel proud, you are a good American, fuck the wet-backs!
Good job. You are a real american
dude deserved it. shouldn't be effing entering somewhere illegaly. nothing against mexicans, but god stay in your own country. peace out.
Your all idiots, if you think Americans will do the job. The problem is you cannot stand the sight of a hardworking Mexican doing right and raising their families to prosper in this great country, quit getting your info from right wing rich old men on Fox news and get over yourselves. We are here to stay and your prettyu white women are looking real good.
Excellent work. Bye bye mexican. Don't let the gate hit you on your way out!
fuckem he knew what he was doin when he snuck into america. his ass will just sneak back anyways. the chopes take a chance and roll the dice on a better life and sometimes they crap out!
like an asshole i hope
I'm happy you did it
Americans are so stupid.
That's the risk you run when you enter a country illegally.
1,700 good night, 1,800 bad night. Apparently the voters don't how how to feel either.
not as bad as hell is gonna feel.
i think you win at life for this...
If they were here illegally, they deserve to be deported.
you should deport another one and tell us if your feeling any change. besides its not like they are taxpayers and law bidding citiznes that don't wave their fuckin' flags on OUR soil...if you are go to be in this country SPEAK ENGLISH...I HAD TO!
Illegal Immigrants are ILLEGAL!!
as in breaking the law
Mmmm. I fucking LOVE burritos from Chipotle. With a cold Negra Modelo? Bless those little beaner fucks.
805 send them ALL BACK
Hey Maye, the US is a free and soverign nation with the right to make and enforce laws as we see fit. \nDont like that?\nGo fuck yourself.
For everyone who's saying illegal immigrants don't take our money: who do you think pays for it when they get hurt and go to the hospital and need to be treated?
Good fucking job. :)
Well. Illegal means not legal. We live in a country of laws, rights, and liberty for our citizens. If you break the law, you should be arrested and prosecuted as any American would be. The land of opportunity plays by the rules, so should you. You should feel badly, but know you did the right thing.
There's two arguments here, and both are blatantly bias. But there's one fact, and that's there's a law regardless of the moral standards you go by. So shitty deals for the Mexican, but that's the risk he/she took...
Good man. You've officially created more jobs than Obama while also helping solve our immigration problem.
im from south america and we all hate mexicans down here, but seriously it sucks to live in the U.S. when you get treated like a little midget aztec who looks like a stocky pinto bean. so much hate in this thread and on the streets. viva suramerica
If they were here illegally, then you were just doing your civic duty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Like a douche bag. Fucking bitch.
I know it's illegal to rob banks, but if my only reason for it is because of the opportunities it would open up for me and my family, would it be o.k?
Estupido. Me llamo Miguel de donde Spain. Amor
Why are you guys so pissed off? this is not a political debate nor is it a debate over the state of the Mexican people and the issue of aliens. It's a one liner text made to make you laugh. You guys need to develop a sense of humor and watch more south park.
to all assholes who say Americans are lazy and won't pick oranges, do yard work, make beds, etc. you can go fuck yourselves. I have a master's degree in business and held a management position that made me more in a year than most of you make in three years and now i'm doing landscaping work and lawn maintenance just like your 'poor mexicans', so fuck off
holy god...chill the hell out people
now who's gonna clean my toilet and mow the lawn. I guess it doesn't really matter he'll just jump over the fence next week.
this is definitely a bad night, you are an asshole
Well, if they were here illegally, then good job.
Hell he just got a free ride back home to his family at our "the Taxpayers" expense. He'll be back in a few weeks. So dont fret it!
whoever said its 1/10th of a cent in our taxes... not over the course of our tax-paying lives!! and what about the principle behind not paying for what you don't agree with? i'm not calling border patrol but if it happens it happens. i take the risk of being arrested when i smoke weed, they take the risk of being deported when they enter illegally. whether or not it SHOULD be illegal is irrelevant in both cases.
From the looks of it there are a shit load of worthless democrats in here.
better than him ruining your familys life, since no one knows who he is, he can do whatever he wants and technically not exist.
ommmg asshole, I hope you feeel like the biggest shit because really thats probably what you are.
11:37 Is right. Fuck you all who said good night. Your all assholes who would happily ruin a families life you no goddamn reason. 8:26 this person and their family is like, what 1/10,000 of a cent in your taxes. Your not paying his healthcare, you paying 0.0000000000000000000000000001% of his health care just like everyone is for you
11:01 11:02 11:03 all the same post
haha yes thats what he gets...good night
so basically, everyone blames SOMEone else. 8:36 is the biggest hypocrite of all. Talk about 23789346794679 babies--go to the bario and see how many friggin' Mexicans squeeze in to a 1-bedroom apartment. You may not like rednecks, but they're legal. And i am SURRRE Miami is "perfectly fine". hahaha, what a joke.
as for 8:37? well, i too would rather deport some Mormons, but alas, they are legal.
Nobody's right and everybody's wrong. Get over it, smoke a joint, and fucking move on.
clearly, you do not live in CA 729
you should feel amazing!! i got imigration on speed dial
oh a by the way, if you wandered into italy or eangland or germany and just started working with no paperwork or anything they would boot you out of there so fast it's ridiculous. american, mexican or canadian they would kick you out. we only kick out illegal immigrants. not immigrants.
I don't think the people determining whether this is a 'good night' or 'bad night' know what to feel, either.
for all of you who are like they need to stay in our country..bahaa. their problem. go to china, they wont notice too much a difference. (no offence, china!)
everyone calm down. find some political website to b*tch about this on.
i did that once...
an illegal one backed into me in the middle of an intersection?!
she did like... 4000$ damage to my car & tried to offer me 100.
estella, what a day.
aww poor mexican...
shame on u
Feel good gettin that wb scum outta here
I agree with 4:02. are you really gonna get into a debate on this website? really?!? and besides even Mexicans know they are the scum of the earth and are responsible for most of the economic problems in California. Fuck em! We shouldn't be pointing our nuclear missles at North Korea we should aim them south and make Taco Land glow in the dark. Wait.... we should keep a handful to clean our toilets and make burritos
Im illegally migrating to MEXICO!!! sucess....even though i dont have to and i have a passport...just to see if i can..............get shot
hahahaah somebody said MEXICAN POWER..........they dont have any HAHAHAHAHAHA
wow you guys are so fucked up go die obviously theyre a here for a reason for an opportunity and calling them wet abcks and shit is so fucked up you fucking racists honestly they try so hard to get here illegally no matter how much you think theyre "stealing" jobs from you they probobly worked harded to get here than youve ever worked to do anythign in your life wow
serious that is amazing! you should feel great one less mexican shopping at walmart : )
I say we annex Mehico and spread our Republic with evil conservitave money makers. Next....Canada! Bwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!
XD speed dial. duuuude. kay so illegal immigration is not cool but mexicans aren't the only ones. still, good night. good night.
Dont worry our government will bring him back, give him your job, welfare, a tax break, some health benefits, college tuition, and your girlfriend.
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree? A STRAIGHT LINE!
what the fuck is wrong with you
its my birthday today and this was a great gift! maybe as a gift to myself ill turn in all the illegals at my work!
i'm not mexican but i used to be an illegal......so all i have to say is fuck you lazy, food stamp using, section 8 living dependants on the government.
Right on 12:58 and 1:24!! HAHAHAHAHAH
Justice has been served.
lol. all the mexicans working at a taco bell near my house got deported for being illegal. the new crew (legal americans) are hella slow. just shows that mexicans DO take jobs that anericans WILL do. so fuck all you liberal pussies.
How about bad?
fuckin a right boot the beaner out. you wanna be here do it legally like all the other immigrants. you don't get special treament just because we share a border
Mexicans exist. That is reason enough to dislike them. Also, norteno music and narcocorridos, the words guajolote, alberca, guacala, esquincle, and zacate, and their liberal use of Jabon Jet and manteca. How classy. Too bad smallpox didn't kill off everybody back in the time of the Aztecs.
A Colombian, a Brazilian, an Argentine, and a Cuban.
all the ones who posted things about wet-backs and "who will pick oranges now "are a bunch of ignorant douchebags...you are the reason why so many people dislike americans...
i still dont get why Hispanic people dont understand what the term ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT means......
This is a fabulous place to be arguing immigration reform. It's a website for dick and fart jokes, you shitstains! Chill the fuck out. No wonder this country is one giant episode of Springer!
7:49, maybe that Mexican was an illegal immigrant and put some man out of a job. That could ruin that mans life, as well as his family's.
mmmm taco bell gordita cheeze cheezezz
lol @ "everyone deserves to live in america..."
maybe about as much as I deserve to live in Bill Gate's house. Make your own country better instead of ruining ours. I live in NEW Mexico and I know tons of people who've gone through naturalization. They're badass.
You have so many opportunities that i wasnt born with and i came here with just the clothes on my back and through HARD WORK for LESS THAN MINIMUM WAGE i have more than you ever will....
8:00 - "Dont worry our government will bring him back, give him your job, welfare, a tax break, some health benefits, college tuition, and your girlfriend."
.... i love you
My grass is Burnt! My shrubs are getting big! Thanks! Now whose gonna keep up with my lawn?
How did this text make it onto this site?
this is serious and not funny.
standard san diego problem
ha. you would say that.
Go deport 5 more.
We need it.
Nice going, dick. Who is going to pick all these oranges now?
maybe you should feel awesome...except now i'm going to have to build my own deck and cut my own grass....damn you
lol 760 is FULL of mexicans
wont make a difference
7:38-- selfish???? You do realize in order to get deported, said Mexican would have to be illegal. I think that's pretty damn selfish, in and of itself. One more job just opened up. And in our piece-of-shit economy, I would say that's pretty much the opposite of selfish.
not that i have anything against mexicans.... just if you're an illegal immigrant.... chinese, mexican, polish.... doesn't matter the race.... the point is that you're an illegal immigrant
Good fucking job.
All illegals deserve to be deported.
.so why dont you get off your fat lazy asses and stop blaming the government and mexicans for all your problems....
FUCK ALL YOU WHITE PEOPLE! MEXICANS WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!
I used to think the way some people did here, but umm...you can't get public benefits if you're illegal, and they get paid less because our government and people are screwing them as bad as their home government is screwing them. Want to solve their problems and ours? Make them citizens, so they can be tracked like us by the system, get the benefits, and get bent over for taxes like we do. No more "cheap labor". So get some education and read a little, you uneducated red-necks.
Ever notice all these Glenn Beck jr's going on about "gutless liberals" all post from the safety of anonimity. Just sayin' , Bitches. :)
haha whatever, i'm of mexican decent and thought this was funny
You should feel fantastic.
damn aliens, i hate ALL aliens especially the one's that take my cows but love the one's that clean my yard
You guys need to learn how to spell.
You should feel kinda like a bitch.
Lol. You think you americans have it bad? Come to Europe. Our governments are selling us out to the fucking arabs!
Now why don't you look down
to where your feet is planted
That U.S. SOIL THAT MAKES YOU TAKE SHIT FOR GRANTED
IF NOT FOR SANTA ANNA, JUST TO LET YOU KNOW
THAT WHERE YOUR FEET ARE PLANTED WOULD BE ME-XI-CO
we wouldnt need mexicans if most americans would get their lazy mcdonalds eating selves up and do their own work
do everyone a favor, and have a few more deported...I pay taxes for me, not shitheads who cross the river for free. thank you. you have done a civil service.
ha ha, funny text, HILARIOUS thread...
to June 5, 2009 4:00PM:
high five to you. you wanna use the system, you have to contribute. i applaud you.
U guys aré a bunch of ass holes u know how hard mexicans work they do the fucking jobs Américas aré to fucking lazy to do or think they are way too good to be doing that everyone who thinks it's right is sick they come over to help their families prosper and get ahead u know how hard it is for them and how little they are paid u fucking ass hole mother Fuckers don't respect anything or anyone Americans are fucking immigrants to they drove out the indians as this was their homeland before cocky a
honestly as a kid born to immigrant parents that was pretty damn funny. fuck that. hahahaha
I fucking love you for this
wow. right now the voting is 1226 for good night and 1225 for bad night... so close!
fuuuuck you, you just ruined a person and their families life.
who do you expect to make by bed, bitch?
I'd do it again XD haha
Obviously the illegal person had to leave so much behind as all illegal people do. You definitely ruined his chances of feeding himself//providing in many ways for loved ones. Do not do that again!! ASSHOLE