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  • 70 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:49pm

    11:44 move to mexico and make it better......I love my country and would prefer if only people who came here LEGALLY lived here thanks

  • 74 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:47am

    my ex's aunt was illegal. she used to make me the best freaking menudo whenever I was hungover. I wish I had some now.

  • 74 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:45pm

    I wish we could keep the hard-working Mexicans and send all the food stamping and section 8ers to Mexico.

  • 60 44
    Submitted by umjennifer on Jun 21, 10 at 11:49pm

    You guys need to learn how to spell.

  • 80 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:20pm

    Your a dick, you ruined a mans life and maybe his whole goddamn familys. Fuck you.

  • 67 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:46pm

    coming from an illegal this is funny because i spit in your food

  • 64 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:02am

    Why are people so racist? You can agree with the text, but the use offensive terms are unnecessary.

  • 62 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:07pm

    Like a douche bag. Fucking bitch.

  • 68 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:10pm

    lol. all the mexicans working at a taco bell near my house got deported for being illegal. the new crew (legal americans) are hella slow. just shows that mexicans DO take jobs that anericans WILL do. so fuck all you liberal pussies.

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 12:23am

    Dude! Have you seen the border fence outside San Diego? I say if a beaner is able to get over that thing - let 'em stay. lmao

  • 64 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:55pm

    not that i have anything against mexicans.... just if you're an illegal immigrant.... chinese, mexican, polish.... doesn't matter the race.... the point is that you're an illegal immigrant

  • 54 50
    Submitted by Kalixzo on Aug 22, 10 at 10:50pm

    FUCK ALL YOU WHITE PEOPLE! MEXICANS WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!

  • 53 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:55am

    maybe you should feel awesome...except now i'm going to have to build my own deck and cut my own grass....damn you

  • 54 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 3:26am

    1:12 idiot with the crappy joke... you're not funny. Keep dreaming, whatever makes you feel better about yourself and all that you're lacking in life. As for the text, the less illegal immigrants, the better.

  • 70 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 7:29pm

    Fuck you, everyone stop saying this was a good night god dammit!!

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 8:52am

    HAHAHAHAHAH DUDE if i got a mexican deported i'd feel like a million bucks i'm totally workings for the INS when i grow up

  • 53 51
    Submitted by M2DOOM on Aug 4, 10 at 9:38am

    fuck you

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:10am

    From the looks of it there are a shit load of worthless democrats in here.

  • 55 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:19pm

    not ALL of 'us' are lazy, thankyou very much.

  • 53 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:23pm

    I thought this was funny. That's the whole point of the fucking site, people. We don't need to discuss illegal immigration on a website devoted to weird shit people have texted each other, usually when they were fucked up.

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:25pm

    to June 4, 2009 7:56PM: our ancestors were foreign but most came here legally after systems were established. most of us live here legally, and pay into the system in taxes. illegal immigrants don't. sorry mexico is screwed up- they need to deal w/ their own government and stop pulling CA down the drain.

  • 52 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:57pm

    Well. Illegal means not legal. We live in a country of laws, rights, and liberty for our citizens. If you break the law, you should be arrested and prosecuted as any American would be. The land of opportunity plays by the rules, so should you. You should feel badly, but know you did the right thing.

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:18am

    Haha and it will haunt your crackah ass for a long time!!!

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 12:37am

    ANSWER: Because they always steal the green card

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:33pm

    its my birthday today and this was a great gift! maybe as a gift to myself ill turn in all the illegals at my work!

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:50pm

    Estupido. Me llamo Miguel de donde Spain. Amor

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:03pm

    Um.. I'm unemployed right now. I have a master's degree. And I would still pick oranges or clean hotel rooms for a living RIGHT NOW if the opportunity presented itself.

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 10:25am

    It takes YEARS to get a greencard and several thousand dollars. You know why? Because so many people try to cheat the system by jumping the fencing and living in the US illegally.

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:56am

    yeah, feels good to be mexican in a country that hates you, even when you're legal. try it.

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 10:03pm

    Do it a couple million times more. Illegal means tgat tge first thing tgey did upon entering tge country was a crime. We need to send them all back to where tgey came.

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:06pm

    you should deport another one and tell us if your feeling any change. besides its not like they are taxpayers and law bidding citiznes that don't wave their fuckin' flags on OUR soil...if you are go to be in this country SPEAK ENGLISH...I HAD TO!

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:06pm

    "offer these people citizenship"...wow. What an idiot.

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 7:41pm

    Good job. You are a real american

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 1:33am

    Why are you guys so pissed off? this is not a political debate nor is it a debate over the state of the Mexican people and the issue of aliens. It's a one liner text made to make you laugh. You guys need to develop a sense of humor and watch more south park.

  • 53 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 10:43pm

    fucking racist ass motherfuckers.

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:21pm

    good job, protecting our borders from swine flu hosts

  • 46 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:22pm

    all of us potheads suddenly pissed over something illegal...lol.

  • 47 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:27pm

    now who's gonna clean my toilet and mow the lawn. I guess it doesn't really matter he'll just jump over the fence next week.

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:22pm

    fuck liberals and fuck the people that support illegal immigrants. youre all fucking stupid. laws are set to protect us and what we have. id pick oranges or mow lawns all day mexicans are just desperate and will work for a case of corona. in fact my dad paid our landscapers in patron the other night

  • 55 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 12:55am

    Good fucking job. :)

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 10:06pm

    They would do the same if we invaded thier country. Oh wait their country sucks so we would never do that. Do your duty as a true American and send their asses back across the border. If they can't get here legaly they don't deserve to be here!!!!

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:08am

    8:00 - "Dont worry our government will bring him back, give him your job, welfare, a tax break, some health benefits, college tuition, and your girlfriend." .... i love you

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:42pm

    We need a minefield on the border!

  • 56 70
    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 13, 10 at 10:35am

    ommmg asshole, I hope you feeel like the biggest shit because really thats probably what you are.

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:41pm

    oh chris bell. what a douche.

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:51pm

    Your all idiots, if you think Americans will do the job. The problem is you cannot stand the sight of a hardworking Mexican doing right and raising their families to prosper in this great country, quit getting your info from right wing rich old men on Fox news and get over yourselves. We are here to stay and your prettyu white women are looking real good.

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:39pm

    Awesome. Go deport 5 more. We need it.

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 7:13am

    805 send them ALL BACK

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 12:15pm

    i guess the 'good and bad nights' aren't sure how they feel either...since they are almost tied

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:01pm

    chipoltle burrito and a joint...those are the best things i've picked outta all this horse shit...

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:41pm

    Mmmm. I fucking LOVE burritos from Chipotle. With a cold Negra Modelo? Bless those little beaner fucks.

  • 62 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 7:58pm

    That's the risk you run when you enter a country illegally.

  • 48 56
    Submitted by bloodyfuck on Mar 16, 10 at 8:57pm

    Hey Maye, the US is a free and soverign nation with the right to make and enforce laws as we see fit. \nDont like that?\nGo fuck yourself.

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:39pm

    am i the only one that thought the text was funny?

  • 47 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:05am

    Illegal Immigrants are ILLEGAL!! as in breaking the law

  • 47 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:54pm

    11:51 is a douchbag whos momma did not hug him enough or maybe too much.

  • 58 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:37pm

    Good man. You've officially created more jobs than Obama while also helping solve our immigration problem.

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 12:47am

    yo 11:44 he's illegal!! do you think he's gonna check in with INS when he scales the fence again? fucking dumbass

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 10:30am

    If they were here illegally, then you were just doing your civic duty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:31am

    I hope you feel like an asshole.

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:41pm

    im from south america and we all hate mexicans down here, but seriously it sucks to live in the U.S. when you get treated like a little midget aztec who looks like a stocky pinto bean. so much hate in this thread and on the streets. viva suramerica

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 12:36am

    Americans are so stupid.

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:05pm

    11:01 11:02 11:03 all the same post

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:35pm

    i agree with one of the 8pms on the college tuition thing. Affirmative action is bullshit. people at the same school as me, same neighborhood, less AP classes, less e.c.s, lower GPA, lower test scores got into schools i didn't because they were mexican. THAT'S racism.

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:04pm

    oh a by the way, if you wandered into italy or eangland or germany and just started working with no paperwork or anything they would boot you out of there so fast it's ridiculous. american, mexican or canadian they would kick you out. we only kick out illegal immigrants. not immigrants.

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:16am

    I used to think the way some people did here, but umm...you can't get public benefits if you're illegal, and they get paid less because our government and people are screwing them as bad as their home government is screwing them. Want to solve their problems and ours? Make them citizens, so they can be tracked like us by the system, get the benefits, and get bent over for taxes like we do. No more "cheap labor". So get some education and read a little, you uneducated red-necks.

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:32pm

    you'all wrong is bad night

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:45pm

    -A 2007 study by the White House Council of Economic Advisers showed that 90% of native workers received wage gains due to immigration, the wages gains totally between 30 and 80 billion dollars.

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:44pm

    hey, if it's legal, fine. if it's not, and they don't have the green card, then it's their problem. how would you feel if your job got taken by a mexican that wasn't evne legally allowed to be here? everyone chill the fuck out

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:00pm

    Agreed with 7:56. Illegal immigrants do the jobs no Americans will do. When was the last time you heard of an illegal Mexican immigrant stealing anyone's job. Name one person, please. Oh wait, you can't. Why don't we just offer these people citizenship so they can pay their taxes like the rest of us and won't have to live in fear?

  • 62 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:00pm

    Dont worry our government will bring him back, give him your job, welfare, a tax break, some health benefits, college tuition, and your girlfriend.

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 7:37pm

    like an asshole i hope

  • 57 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 7:38pm

    lets all stop being selfish and think about how that mexican feels... if they were hot then ur a dick

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 12:36am

    Why cant mexicans play uno?

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:18pm

    don't worry 10:12PM the illegal would be back this weekend

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:01pm

    what the fuck is wrong with you

  • 59 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 2:15am

    haha yes thats what he gets...good night

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:51pm

    I don't think the people determining whether this is a 'good night' or 'bad night' know what to feel, either.

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 4:00pm

    im glad you got one of em out of SD...... he shouldnt be here in the first place.... do it legal like me... wait your time take the tests... and pay your FUCKING taxes. its not hard.

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:07am

    If you don't wanna get deported DONT DO ILLEGAL SHIT

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:22pm

    haha 9:54 is funny.

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 7:34pm

    clearly, you do not live in CA 729

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:21am

    better to be an uneducated red neck then a mexican! just ask the mexican cleaning my toilet

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:17pm

    Regardless whether they do the jobs that us lazy ass Americans won't touch-laws are laws. When you break them, they get enforced. It's called a greencard, they should of gotten one.

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:59am

    AMERICA IS THE NEW MEXICO

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:41pm

    good night good night good night good night fuck the mexicans- they tookar jobs!

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:55pm

    fuckem he knew what he was doin when he snuck into america. his ass will just sneak back anyways. the chopes take a chance and roll the dice on a better life and sometimes they crap out!

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:35pm

    damn aliens, i hate ALL aliens especially the one's that take my cows but love the one's that clean my yard

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 10:53am

    Im illegally migrating to MEXICO!!! sucess....even though i dont have to and i have a passport...just to see if i can..............get shot

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:02am

    dude deserved it. shouldn't be effing entering somewhere illegaly. nothing against mexicans, but god stay in your own country. peace out.

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:54pm

    I know it's illegal to rob banks, but if my only reason for it is because of the opportunities it would open up for me and my family, would it be o.k?

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:04pm

    I'm happy you did it

  • 46 62
    Submitted by davemanthreeve on May 29, 10 at 10:58pm

    Feel good gettin that wb scum outta here

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 3:19am

    You should feel kinda like a bitch.

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:37pm

    1,700 good night, 1,800 bad night. Apparently the voters don't how how to feel either.

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:43am

    Fuck I live in the 760 and if my landscaper jose got deported and dosn't show up today i'm gunna be heated

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 4:10am

    There's two arguments here, and both are blatantly bias. But there's one fact, and that's there's a law regardless of the moral standards you go by. So shitty deals for the Mexican, but that's the risk he/she took...

  • 45 61
    Submitted by wifey213 on Apr 5, 10 at 11:05pm

    do everyone a favor, and have a few more deported...I pay taxes for me, not shitheads who cross the river for free. thank you. you have done a civil service.

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:19pm

    lol 760 is FULL of mexicans wont make a difference

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:33pm

    to June 5, 2009 4:00PM: high five to you. you wanna use the system, you have to contribute. i applaud you.

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:48pm

    to all assholes who say Americans are lazy and won't pick oranges, do yard work, make beds, etc. you can go fuck yourselves. I have a master's degree in business and held a management position that made me more in a year than most of you make in three years and now i'm doing landscaping work and lawn maintenance just like your 'poor mexicans', so fuck off

  • 53 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:06pm

    Epic. We should add you to Mount Rushmore.

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 7:26pm

    aww poor mexican... shame on u

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:20pm

    They took our JOBS!! (DURKEE DURR!!!)

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:44pm

    11:37 Is right. Fuck you all who said good night. Your all assholes who would happily ruin a families life you no goddamn reason. 8:26 this person and their family is like, what 1/10,000 of a cent in your taxes. Your not paying his healthcare, you paying 0.0000000000000000000000000001% of his health care just like everyone is for you

  • 42 58
    Submitted by maye on Mar 3, 10 at 9:21pm

    U guys aré a bunch of ass holes u know how hard mexicans work they do the fucking jobs Américas aré to fucking lazy to do or think they are way too good to be doing that everyone who thinks it's right is sick they come over to help their families prosper and get ahead u know how hard it is for them and how little they are paid u fucking ass hole mother Fuckers don't respect anything or anyone Americans are fucking immigrants to they drove out the indians as this was their homeland before cocky a

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:29am

    If they were here illegally, they deserve to be deported.

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 1:12am

    For everyone who's saying illegal immigrants don't take our money: who do you think pays for it when they get hurt and go to the hospital and need to be treated?

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:39pm

    I tip my hat to you. keep up the good work.

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:11am

    Excellent work. Bye bye mexican. Don't let the gate hit you on your way out!

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 7:45pm

    you should feel proud, you are a good American, fuck the wet-backs!

  • 44 63
    Submitted by mordantmouth on Jun 10, 10 at 3:45pm

    Ever notice all these Glenn Beck jr's going on about "gutless liberals" all post from the safety of anonimity. Just sayin' , Bitches. :)

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 7:06am

    Dear 3:29, Mexicans exist. That is reason enough to dislike them. Also, norteno music and narcocorridos, the words guajolote, alberca, guacala, esquincle, and zacate, and their liberal use of Jabon Jet and manteca. How classy. Too bad smallpox didn't kill off everybody back in the time of the Aztecs. Signed, A Colombian, a Brazilian, an Argentine, and a Cuban.

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:01am

    Right on 12:58 and 1:24!! HAHAHAHAHAH

  • 45 66
    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Apr 19, 10 at 7:49pm

    fuuuuck you, you just ruined a person and their families life.

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 5:05pm

    all the ones who posted things about wet-backs and "who will pick oranges now "are a bunch of ignorant douchebags...you are the reason why so many people dislike americans...

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 1:12am

    What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree? A STRAIGHT LINE!

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:22pm

    whoever said its 1/10th of a cent in our taxes... not over the course of our tax-paying lives!! and what about the principle behind not paying for what you don't agree with? i'm not calling border patrol but if it happens it happens. i take the risk of being arrested when i smoke weed, they take the risk of being deported when they enter illegally. whether or not it SHOULD be illegal is irrelevant in both cases.

  • 27 31
    Submitted by Nero905 on Aug 2, 11 at 2:15am

    Lol. You think you americans have it bad? Come to Europe. Our governments are selling us out to the fucking arabs!

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:06pm

    M E X I C A N P O W E R

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:24pm

    standard san diego problem

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:29pm

    i rather him be deported than me pay his and his family's healthcare for the rest of their lives....

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:21pm

    better than him ruining your familys life, since no one knows who he is, he can do whatever he wants and technically not exist.

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 6:05pm

    serious that is amazing! you should feel great one less mexican shopping at walmart : )

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:50pm

    This is why america is going to hell, you ignorant people clearly have no idea how the immigration system works. you live in fantasy land where "illegal aliens" just swim across to sell drugs so they deserve to be deported. get your facts straight. the process is unfair and nearly impossible. honestly, think about the other borders. more terrorists get in through canada, wheres the 10 foot wall there?

  • 51 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:40am

    8:00 apparently doesn't do any work that involves manual labor, well neither do any other americans no thanks to all the illegals

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:37pm

    you guys are idiots. 8:38 is right on. the laws are bullshit, its our job to question them. and half of you assholes who say you would pick oranges or make beds or garden are liars.

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:25pm

    this is definitely a bad night, you are an asshole

  • 37 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:44pm

    Don't feel too bad about it, he'll be back in a week or so..

  • 42 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:43pm

    so basically, everyone blames SOMEone else. 8:36 is the biggest hypocrite of all. Talk about 23789346794679 babies--go to the bario and see how many friggin' Mexicans squeeze in to a 1-bedroom apartment. You may not like rednecks, but they're legal. And i am SURRRE Miami is "perfectly fine". hahaha, what a joke. as for 8:37? well, i too would rather deport some Mormons, but alas, they are legal. Nobody's right and everybody's wrong. Get over it, smoke a joint, and fucking move on.

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:06pm

    honestly as a kid born to immigrant parents that was pretty damn funny. fuck that. hahahaha

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:46pm

    Justice has been served.

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:52pm

    fuckin a right boot the beaner out. you wanna be here do it legally like all the other immigrants. you don't get special treament just because we share a border

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:01pm

    i think you win at life for this...

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:50am

    Be proud

  • 47 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:18pm

    all white people are snitches.

  • 48 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:15pm

    729, i wish i could vote twice

  • 42 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:16pm

    XD speed dial. duuuude. kay so illegal immigration is not cool but mexicans aren't the only ones. still, good night. good night.

  • 45 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:48am

    lol @ "everyone deserves to live in america..." maybe about as much as I deserve to live in Bill Gate's house. Make your own country better instead of ruining ours. I live in NEW Mexico and I know tons of people who've gone through naturalization. They're badass.

  • 40 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:02pm

    My grass is Burnt! My shrubs are getting big! Thanks! Now whose gonna keep up with my lawn?

  • 23 31
    Submitted by jltc on Jan 18, 12 at 1:16pm

    How about bad?

  • 39 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 9:14pm

    You should feel fantastic.

  • 45 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 5:18pm

    I agree with 4:02. are you really gonna get into a debate on this website? really?!? and besides even Mexicans know they are the scum of the earth and are responsible for most of the economic problems in California. Fuck em! We shouldn't be pointing our nuclear missles at North Korea we should aim them south and make Taco Land glow in the dark. Wait.... we should keep a handful to clean our toilets and make burritos

  • 43 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:23am

    i did that once... an illegal one backed into me in the middle of an intersection?! she did like... 4000$ damage to my car & tried to offer me 100. estella, what a day.

  • 46 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:32pm

    mmmm taco bell gordita cheeze cheezezz

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:10pm

    Good fucking job. All illegals deserve to be deported.

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 7:43pm

    Nice going, dick. Who is going to pick all these oranges now?

  • 40 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:02pm

    You have so many opportunities that i wasnt born with and i came here with just the clothes on my back and through HARD WORK for LESS THAN MINIMUM WAGE i have more than you ever will....

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 7:48pm

    not as bad as hell is gonna feel.

  • 36 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:09am

    haha whatever, i'm of mexican decent and thought this was funny

  • 42 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:24am

    you should feel awesome. I hate mexicans about as much as I hate jamacians. deport 'em all

  • 38 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:34am

    Now why don't you look down to where your feet is planted That U.S. SOIL THAT MAKES YOU TAKE SHIT FOR GRANTED IF NOT FOR SANTA ANNA, JUST TO LET YOU KNOW THAT WHERE YOUR FEET ARE PLANTED WOULD BE ME-XI-CO CORRECTO!!!!!!!

  • 46 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 10:55am

    How did this text make it onto this site? this is serious and not funny. inappropriate.

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:56am

    wow. right now the voting is 1226 for good night and 1225 for bad night... so close!

  • 36 61
    Submitted by pbyrd on Aug 3, 10 at 11:55am

    7:49, maybe that Mexican was an illegal immigrant and put some man out of a job. That could ruin that mans life, as well as his family's.

  • 50 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:34pm

    we wouldnt need mexicans if most americans would get their lazy mcdonalds eating selves up and do their own work

  • 39 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:02am

    Hell he just got a free ride back home to his family at our "the Taxpayers" expense. He'll be back in a few weeks. So dont fret it!

  • 37 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:31am

    hahahaah somebody said MEXICAN POWER..........they dont have any HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 39 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:47am

    i Vete mucho a la chingada pinche gringo culero!

  • 37 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:57pm

    i still dont get why Hispanic people dont understand what the term ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT means......

  • 37 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:01pm

    i'm not mexican but i used to be an illegal......so all i have to say is fuck you lazy, food stamp using, section 8 living dependants on the government.

  • 41 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:32pm

    Well, if they were here illegally, then good job.

  • 44 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:03pm

    .so why dont you get off your fat lazy asses and stop blaming the government and mexicans for all your problems....

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:48pm

    This is a fabulous place to be arguing immigration reform. It's a website for dick and fart jokes, you shitstains! Chill the fuck out. No wonder this country is one giant episode of Springer!

  • 39 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:38am

    holy god...chill the hell out people

  • 40 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 12:46pm

    you should feel amazing!! i got imigration on speed dial

  • 37 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:20am

    for all of you who are like they need to stay in our country..bahaa. their problem. go to china, they wont notice too much a difference. (no offence, china!) everyone calm down. find some political website to b*tch about this on.

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 12:02am

    You mean like illegally invading a country, or illegally torturing people, or illegally taking bribes from lobbyists....Yes I do know what iut means to say Cristopher Columbus was America's 1st Illigal immigrant.

  • 39 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:58pm

    I fucking love you for this

  • 43 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 7:46pm

    7:38-- selfish???? You do realize in order to get deported, said Mexican would have to be illegal. I think that's pretty damn selfish, in and of itself. One more job just opened up. And in our piece-of-shit economy, I would say that's pretty much the opposite of selfish.

  • 39 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 5:25pm

    I'd do it again XD haha

  • 37 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:19pm

    wow you guys are so fucked up go die obviously theyre a here for a reason for an opportunity and calling them wet abcks and shit is so fucked up you fucking racists honestly they try so hard to get here illegally no matter how much you think theyre "stealing" jobs from you they probobly worked harded to get here than youve ever worked to do anythign in your life wow

  • 36 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 7:53pm

    ha. you would say that.

  • 35 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:52pm

    I say we annex Mehico and spread our Republic with evil conservitave money makers. Next....Canada! Bwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!

  • 31 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 7:03pm

    ha ha, funny text, HILARIOUS thread...

  • 39 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 7:29am

    Obviously the illegal person had to leave so much behind as all illegal people do. You definitely ruined his chances of feeding himself//providing in many ways for loved ones. Do not do that again!! ASSHOLE

  • 32 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 7:37pm

    who do you expect to make by bed, bitch?