dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
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I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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