adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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... have a vagina
seriously just ask them if they want to have sex. if they say no you're probably ugly
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Pretty sure the dog is optional.
Ugly or fat