im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
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My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
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i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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